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एक जबरदस्त बकचोदी कथा- हँस हँस के पागल हो जाओगे

एक जबरदस्त बकचोदी कथा…

एक समय दो बहुत गरीब दोस्तों ने एक पहाड़ पर जाकर भगवान की आराधना की,

प्रभु ने प्रसन्न होकर दोनों को ३-३ अंडे दिये,

और कहा

“एक अंडा फोड़ के जो मांगोगे, मिलेगा, इस तरह से तुम्हारी तीन इच्छाएँ पूरी होंगी!”

दोनों ने वादा किया कि
१५ साल बाद
फिर यही मिलेंगे..!!

१५ साल बाद दोनों फिर मिले,
एक बहुत अमीर बन गया था
और
दूसरा पहले कि तरह ही गरीब,

अमीर ने पूछा
-“अबे तू वैसे का वैसा ही है, क्यों?

गरीब: “अबे पहले तू ही बता दे”

अमीर:
-“अरे  यार ,
एक  अंडा  फोड़  कर – रुपया  पैसा  माँगा,
दूसरा  फोड़कर – घर, गाडी  मांगी  और 
तीसरा  फोड़  कर  फैक्ट्री  माँग  ली, पर  तूने  क्या  किया ?”

गरीब  ने  कहा :
-“क्या  बताऊँ  यार
इसी  पहाड़ी  से  उतर  रहा  था ,
एक  ठोकर  लगी 
एक अंडा  गिर  गया,
मुँह  से  निकल  गया
“लौड़े  लग  गये”,
मेरे  पूरे  बदन  पे  लौड़े उग आये,
देखने में मैं बहुत ही ख़राब लगने लगा तो मैंने
दूसरा अंडा फोड़ा
और कहा सारे लौड़े गायब हो जाये, मेरा अपना खुद का
लौड़ा भी चला गया,
मज़बूरी में
तीसरा अंडा फोड़कर,
अपना खुद का लौड़ा मांगना पड़ा..!!!
????????
Moral: जब किस्मत में हो लौड़े तो कहाँ से मिलेंगे पकोड़े…..
??????????

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